by Alan McCoy
Connor: “Dad, when I grow up, I want to work at an office with you.”
Me: “That’d be awesome!”
Connor: “Yeah, then I could like walk down the hall to have a meeting with you and borrow your stapler.”
Kid’s got this job thing all figured out.
Look, The Goonies may have seemed good when you were a kid, but it’s not.
I lived Krull as a kid, but when I watch it now, I realize it’s terrible.
Sorry to Krull all over your memories, but The Goonies is not good.
My relationship with Heathers in a nutshell.