My kid, playing Wii archery...
- Me: You're pretty good at that, dude.
- Him: Do you think I could be an Avenger?
- Me: Sure! You could be Hawkeye.
- Him: ...Actually, I'd be Connor. That's even better.
Finding the new U2 single in my iTunes library is like coming home to find a stranger wearing a Che Guevara shirt because “Che was awesome, brah”.