by Alan McCoy
Honest AARP Magazine Titles
Append the following phrase to most any AARP Magazine title:
"…even at [his/her/your/our] age!"
"Helen Mirren as a Sex Symbol? You Bet…Even At Her Age!”
"Susan Sarandon: A gorgeous caring rebel on making her life matter…even at her age!”
"Lose Those Last Few Pounds…Even At Your Age!”
Potential Hi-Profit Business Model
A luxury hotel chain called OCD Inn®
Tagline: Closed for cleaning.