Only 13 feet left to go…Because, while fezzes and bowties are cool, a 14-foot stripey scarf is pretty much the tits.
God, I’m a hopeless nerd.

Only 13 feet left to go…Because, while fezzes and bowties are cool, a 14-foot stripey scarf is pretty much the tits.
God, I’m a hopeless nerd.
The AC repair guy fixing the office heating system, while on the phone brokering an acquisition of a hunting dog puppy.
(Also, Nathaniel Baldwin invented the first pair of headphones in 1910.)
(Source: Wikipedia)
Back that ass up.
Documented proof for a previous post.
Instructions:
1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds.
2. Turn your eyes to a plain surface (your ceiling or blank wall).
3. Blink repeatedly and quickly.
4. WTF! one+infinity
This doesn’t work. I’ve tried it like three times already and she’s STILL wearing clothes.
…that the three AC techs who are replacing the unit right above my desk are starting to make me feel like the only guy on the front row of a Gallagher show who DIDN’T bring a plastic sheet.
Always reblog the Gunmen
Because there’s a little bit of Frohike in all of us.
(Source: thesyndicatewatchesyou, via frageelay)
Suggested Title: “Accordion Funnels Green Poop Spray”
You’re welcome for that.
(via overactivemusician)