February 2012
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Feb 25th
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At first, they were like… REM - “1,000,000” (1982) …and then they were all REM - “1,000,000” (2007)
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
I haven’t actually seen an episode of Downtown Abby, but I hear it’s one of the better pornos made lately. I am spelling that correctly, right?
Feb 22nd
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Pity Party
Coworker: National Margarita Day is this Wednesday. I'm thinking we should celebrate this momentous holiday…
Me: What about National Fifth of Whiskey In My Desk Drawer Day? Because EVERY day's a celebration.
Coworker: I’ll be there in 5. These phones can answer themselves.
Feb 17th
Feb 16th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Honestly...
I have to say the best part of the game I didn’t watch was drinking the cake batter.
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
29 posts
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"You'll feel a slight pressure."
A phrase used by doctors during a prostate exam. Translation: “You will literally see my finger peep out of your pee hole.”
Jan 31st
Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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“They got a purty big litter, but I thank they’re still nursin’ off...”
– The AC repair guy fixing the office heating system, while on the phone brokering an acquisition of a hunting dog puppy. (Also, Nathaniel Baldwin invented the first pair of headphones in 1910.)
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Let's just say...
…that the three AC techs who are replacing the unit right above my desk are starting to make me feel like the only guy on the front row of a Gallagher show who DIDN’T bring a plastic sheet.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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“There HAS to be a way into…that…room.”
– My 5-year-old, staring at his sister’s locked bedroom door, while “The Incredibles” soundtrack plays on his iPod.
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Hi. Here's a thought...
A mere twenty years ago, Hipsters were known as Slackers.
Jan 26th
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Wes Anderson - “Moonrise Kingdom” Zooms and Pans and Mise en scène…
Jan 14th
The Canary: Dude, we're totally dying! →
ghostco: If Adventure Time existed when I was a kid, I can promise you that I would be a much different sort of illustrator than I am now. From left to right: Cone Kid, The Jiggler, Starchy, Jake, Lumpy Space Princess, Gummy Guy, B.M.O., The Snail, Finn (with tufts of Princess Bubblegum’s hair),… Ho. Ly. Crap.
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
Jan 7th
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Yes. This glorious thing from the Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory is free. “Some ‘testing’ required before download. Ha Ha. I’m only partially kidding.” ~ GladOS
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
Jan 1st
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“How many SEO experts do you need to change a lightbulb lightbulbs buy light...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Jan 1st
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December 2011
16 posts
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 20th
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