May 2012
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Hai, Interwebs.
Just making sure you’re still there.
May 20th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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Dear, Tumblr...
While I enjoy jotting funny sayings on you, or sticking dorktastic photos of myself on you, I think I’m going to start writing more on you. Long stuff. Longer stuff than HerpDerp captions. Because, I truly enjoy writing, you know. It’s just that I don’t do it often enough. With enough meaning and substance. And because I’m forty-seven years old and I don’t...
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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Clever.
“I think the Devil is clever…snowball’s chance in Hell and so forth…” ~ Pete Campbell Hearing Pete’s remark about the Sno-Ball concepts in Sunday night’s episode of Mad Men took me back to my first non-retail “career job” as a copywriter, back in 1994. The agency was a small local shop that was looking for a new ad writer and, like...
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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15 Ways To Stay Married For 15 Years →
mattdoucette: accuratelyawesome: sequinsandsideeye: profashional: I thought this was going to be one of those stupid women’s magazine-esque articles on “how to keep your man happy!!!!” but this was actually a really inspiring read with great advice for marrieds of all ages. My favorite: All the crap you read in magazines about honesty, sense of humor, communication, sensitivity, date...
May 11th
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May 11th
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My 5-year-old can now spell "zombie guts"
Parenting achievement badge: UNLOCKED.
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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Getting ready for a phone conference with an...
Things to remember during the meeting: When he says “Eeelan”, he’s talking to me. Don’t say a goddamn word about anything remotely related to “shrimp” or “barbie”. Try not to chuckle when he says “G’day”. Where he is, it’s 7:30am TOMORROW. So he already knows that Abe Vigoda finally died. I mean, what could possibly go...
May 8th
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May 8th
May 5th
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May 3rd
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April 2012
51 posts
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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Watching "Mission Impossible"...
My 11-year-old daughter now knows five new ways to break a mean boy’s arm. Am I father-of-the-year? You bet your ass I am.
Apr 29th
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Things I Wish I Could Unhear #46:
“…as was expressed by Messrs Kerouac and Ginsberg…” – Pretentious poetry guy at a “hip” coffee shop, circa 1992
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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My wife just made cupcakes with the following...
Peanut Butter Coconut Lime Vanilla Chili Pepper Needless to say, I will be giving her my sex tonight.
Apr 28th
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This evening:
My 5-Year-Old: ” I can count to one thousand. Wanna hear? One…two…three…four…” (It is 11:00 pm. I never got a chance to respond.) UPDATE: He counted by hundreds once he reached 100. Thank you, Invisible Man In The Sky.
Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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On Hold With MediaTemple Customer Support:
“You are caller…number…four” [playing The Eagles’ “Take It Easy”] Welcome to Hell, folks.
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
Seriously considering putting a tip jar on my...
Thoughts?
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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