January 2012
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December 2011
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Connor Learned a Beatles Song
“It’s been a hard day’s night,
And we’ve been working like a duck.
And when I get home to you,
We’ll find the stuff you do
And make it feel alright.”
Sounds perfect to me.
Yes, I want to dance.
Shell (to me): You're almost 50, act like it.
My son, Jake: He *is* acting like it. He's acting senile and everything.
Me: I'm not senile. I can spell S-A-F-E-T-Y D-A-N-C-E
(Jake joins in on the accordion)
Shell: Will both of you go in the other room and leave me alone?
“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been....”
– Issac Asimov
