February 2012
21 posts
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Lunch...
46-Year-Old-Me: Does a peanut butter and jelly cupcake count as lunch?
15-Year-Old-Me: Fuck yeah. Go for it.
46-Year-Old-Me: Ooookaaay...
15-Year-Old-Me:
5-Year-Old-Me: Can I have one, too?
15-Year-Old-Me: Sure. Here ya go.
46-Year-Old-Me: MUUFF-FUU-WHA??
15-Year-Old-Me: Dumbass.
5-Year-Old-Me: CUPCAKES ARE AWESOME!
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
71 notes
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Feb 25th
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At first, they were like… REM - “1,000,000” (1982) …and then they were all REM - “1,000,000” (2007)
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
3 notes
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
I haven’t actually seen an episode of Downtown Abby, but I hear it’s one of the better pornos made lately. I am spelling that correctly, right?
Feb 22nd
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Pity Party
Coworker: National Margarita Day is this Wednesday. I'm thinking we should celebrate this momentous holiday…
Me: What about National Fifth of Whiskey In My Desk Drawer Day? Because EVERY day's a celebration.
Coworker: I’ll be there in 5. These phones can answer themselves.
Feb 17th
Feb 16th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 7th
566 notes
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Honestly...
I have to say the best part of the game I didn’t watch was drinking the cake batter.
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
28 notes
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Feb 6th
3 notes
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Feb 2nd
19 notes