120-Page Monster

Feb 7

Marge needs a moment…

FACT: Cake Pops are candy-coated devil’s flesh.

That or they’re made from babies.

Feb 6

Social Media Explained!

EDIT: Pinterest “Here’s a WEDDING donut recipe FOR LADIES.”

Feb 5

I have to say the best part of the game I didn’t watch was drinking the cake batter.

Posted annually.

Two Doctors

Doctor Who scarf on the needles.

Dr. Strangelove on the screen.

Happy Superbowl Sunday, my magnificent nerds.

Feb 2

Whenever CNN does the story about the NY school girls developing a mysterious twitching syndrome, all I think about is this.

Yep. I am so going to hell.

Jan 30

A phrase used by doctors during a prostate exam.

Translation: “You will literally see my finger peep out of your pee hole.”

Jan 29

Someone please get this book for me.

Yeah. My bitches. They call me money.

Jan 27

Only 13 feet left to go…Because, while fezzes and bowties are cool, a 14-foot stripey scarf is pretty much the tits.

God, I’m a hopeless nerd.